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Voice of
the Broken
& Ignored.

A political party for the people the system forgot to count. Ten demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn infestation they can't fumigate.

OFFICIAL POSTER · NO. 001
Indian National Cockroaches — Born in the drain, built for the nation

CHAPTER ONE

Our
Movement's
Vision.

We are not here to debate Ram Mandir or love jihad. We are here to talk about your exam paper that leaked the night before you sat for it. The rape case pending for seven years. The 10 lakh jobs that were announced and never arrived.

The actual stuff. Happening to actual people. Right now.

OUR MISSION

For every Indian told to wait their turn while the turn kept getting sold. Not the Hindu. Not the Muslim. The Indian getting screwed regardless of which god they pray to. That's our voter base. That's our mandate.

Indian National Cockroach — Rally
RALLY · THE PEOPLE'S BANNER · 16 . 05 . 2026
01

No judge gets a political job after retirement. Five year ban on all government appointments after retirement. A judge auditioning for their next post is not an independent judge. No exceptions.

02

Nirbhaya took 7 years. Bilkis Bano's convicts walked free. 90 days from rape verdict to sentencing — no bail, no remissions, no paperwork.

03

40% of sitting MPs have criminal cases that conveniently never conclude. Charge-sheeted means disqualified until acquitted. The delay is the loophole and we're closing it.

04

Incite communal violence and your seat or candidacy is gone immediately. No stay, no delay, permanently barred from contesting again.

05

Full repeal of Section 124A. No criminal liability for criticising government, judiciary, army, or religion. A government that arrests people for questions has already answered them.

06

The body running our elections cannot be picked by the party benefiting from them. Replace the Cabinet Minister on the EC committee with the Chief Justice. Judiciary in, government majority out.

07

The PM hasn't held a single open press conference in 11 years. Mandatory quarterly press conferences — all press, no pre-submitted questions, live on Doordarshan.

08

The law passed in 2023. Women still hold 13.6% of seats. Implement Women's 33% reservation using 2011 data today. Male relative doing her job? Seat disqualified. Fresh election.

09

Full beneficial ownership of every media channel filed publicly every six months. Wrong reporting corrected in the same slot, same duration, within 48 hours.

10

Defection: 60 days, seat gone, 5 year ban on contesting. Defection cases go to the Election Commission, not the Speaker. You betrayed your mandate. Wait for another one.

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Andhbhakt (recovering or otherwise)

You voted with full faith. You forwarded the WhatsApp. And somewhere along the way, something stopped adding up.

REQ / 03

Infected by the noticing disease

The job wasn't there. The paper leaked. The verdict never came. You noticed. You can't unnotice. Welcome.

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Knows something is wrong

You don't have to know what. You don't have to know who. Something somewhere is very, very off. That's enough.

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